Tuesday, September 30, 2008

今天保健 - 头痛 ( Daily Care - Headache )


TRY 100PLUS & WATER-NOT PANADOL

(因为太长气了,我在下面的写下了结论。)

A real story from blogger.

"My husband was working in a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up a database of its patient. And he knows some of the of the doctors quite well.

The doctors used to tell him that whenever

they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL (PARACETAMOL). In fact, they will turn to Chinese Herbal Medicine or find other alternatives.

This is because Panadol is toxic to the body,
and it harms the liver.

According to the doctor, Panadol will reside
in the body for at least 5 years. And according to the doctor, there used to be an incident where an air stewardess consumes a lot of Panadol during her menstrual as she needs to stand all the time. She's now in her early 30's, and she needs to wash her kidney (DIALYSIS) every month.

As said by the doctor that whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron/Ion imbalance in the brain. As an alternative solution to cope with this matter, they suggested that we buy 1 or 2 cans of isotonic drink ( eg.100PLUS), and mix it with drinking water according to a ratio of 1:1 or 1:2 (simply, it means one cup 100plus, one cup water.or 2 cups water).

Me and my husband have tried this on several occa sions, and it seems to work well.

Another method will be to submerge our feet in a basin of warm water so that it bring the blood pressure down from your throbbing head.

As Panadol is a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain).

We all will fall ill as we aged, for woman, we would need to go through childbirth. Imagine
that we had spent our entire life popping quite a substantial amount of Panadol (Pain Killer) when you need to have a surgery or operation, you will need a much more amount of general anesthetic to numb your surgical pain than the average person who seldom or rarely takes Panadol . If you have a very high intake of Panadol throughout your life (Migraine, Menstrual cramps) it is very likely that normal general anesthetic will have no effects on you as your body is pumped full with Panadol and your body is so used to pain killer that you would need a much stronger pain killer, Morphine??

Value your life, THINK b4 you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again. Please send this to people you care about. "


哇,这么长气的~!我本人都看不完。结论:

“ 头痛时,不好吃药住。式下喝一瓶100plus+一两杯水,就应该会没事。”

看我不见。

Saturday, September 27, 2008

访问自己-关于Blog

问:你写blog是因为太无聊吗?
答:那你就在讲所有人都无聊了,人人都在写blog啊。如果写blog是无聊的,
那就更适合我了! 天天都在工作,有写blog可以让我头脑暂时休息下,又可以想下别的。何乐已不为!

问:那你什么时侯想要开始写的?
答:唔...应该是上次回家乡时读了几本蔡澜小说而拿到灵感。我整家人都是蔡澜迷。哈哈。

问:什么菜篮?
答:是著名作家名“蔡澜”! @%$#%

问:抱歉... 你除了读蔡澜小说,还喜欢那位小说家?
答:倪匡-卫斯理。

问:哦,是那位香港著名的科幻小说作家,倪匡。为什么喜欢?
答:记得以前读书时前女友拿了一大堆倪匡-卫斯理小说来。真的不敢想信,一看就上瘾了。尤其是那本<<头发>>实在太精彩了!一看就到天亮早上。

问:有这么好看吗?
答:有,好看到我到处跟人家讲<<头发>>的内容,个个听到都觉得精彩。
(可能他们觉得我的表情精彩吧...= =)

问:那不错嘛!
答:不过...唔...不过后来被前女友发现后骂我是不是看傻了,不准我再跟别人讲。

问:哈哈哈哈...过后呢?
答:照讲!^.^v

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

ここにいるよfeat.青山テルマ/SoulJa

ここにいるよ - I’ll be there.
(Ko ko ni iru yo)

要谢谢我的细女Reann send 给我这首歌,是我最近好喜欢的日本歌。
从那天拿到到现在,听了很多遍... 就是很喜欢~!尤其它的钢琴part 和 男生rap part. 今天就送你们,希望喜欢...ここにいるよ



如果想听mp3, 就msn我吧。

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

吴君如

吴君如, 英文名Sandra Ng
出生日期:1965年8月2日 星座: 狮子座
  出生地:香港

相信大家一看见这些照片后的反应是:是吴君如啊!;哈哈,她好搞笑的!就算你今天心情不好或不开心,我相信你的脸上现在是...带着笑容的。什么?不想笑?吴君如是我心目中满分的超级美女喔~!Yeah~ 你笑了。(我知道,你在笑我!:p)

对,相信很多人都认为吴君如:不是美女,但不是丑的一位女演员。不过,她在我心目中绝对是美女偶像!,而且她为人爽朗幽默,是个人人皆知的搞笑女王,有“女周星驰”之称。她给你们感觉她不是美女,只不过是她过去所演的角色外表。她可以不理自己原有的外表,而牺牲的去演丑的角色来让大家"笑"。就凭这点她已经是一百分了。

“其实吴君如是位美女!” 是我一直而来心中的话。

[ 君如成了“丰胸丸”的代言人,说起大话来也如同她的爽朗性格:“哈哈哈,试问有哪个丰胸丸代言人好像我这样,又靓又厉害又有脑有口才有身材的,当今世上只有我一个,可以说是所向披靡呀。” ] (原之娱乐星闻)
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Thursday, September 11, 2008

访问衰蚊

我:啊,衰蚊太太不如介绍下自己啦。

蚊:er....我叫衰....蚊.......他妈的,可恶的人类把我弄乱了~!
我叫蚊子,英文名叫 Mosquito。我喜欢吸愚蠢人类的血来生下更多蚊子。

我:你为什么口口声声都说人类是愚蠢的呢?

蚊:哈哈,如果你们是聪明的,早就来把我们蚊子给弄绝种了。

我:为什么我们总是这么难才能打得到你们?

蚊:哈哈,因为蚊本身的设计就是来吸你们的血来生存的,
我们会选你们很难看见我们地方来吸血。比如:放在桌下的脚...etc

我:你好X闷啊~~ 讲点有趣的好不好?

蚊:sori sori =.=.... 啊! 我们特别喜欢在没毛又修长的美女腿吸血,
有时还可以gep到她们的性感内裤呢。

我:哇~!爽到爆。> <

蚊:....(愚蠢的人类没得救了。)

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

衰蚊

蚊子,可说是人见人厌的衰野。所以从现在开始,我们要一起称它为“衰蚊”!

当你看见衰蚊得意洋洋的在你眼前飞来飞去,杨来杨去的时候,
你就会发现你的身上某某地方痒痒了。
这就被称为“被蚊针”...之后广东人通常会大骂一句“丢,来野!”

你...估不到它会几时出现。
你...估不到它从那里来。
你...估不到它是怎样进你房间。
你...估不到它会针你哪里。
你...打它不到。

就算被你打死几只都没用,衰蚊就好像死后会再复活一样。
因为等一下...它会再回来搞你。死味~!


续....( 注意:广告回来会和衰蚊来个采访 ,多谢收看。)

访问自己

曾经被人访问过,但终觉得不能完全的表达。
就不如自己访问下自己啦...反正不用钱的.


问: 人人都说你的3D厉害喔,是不是真的...别吹水啦!

答: 不敢当..不敢当. 我想都是朋友给脸J..哈哈.
我不是天才,那可能每次做3D的时间都比一般artist来的长,
所以作品就这样比一般的好少少了.

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问: 没理由, 他们都说你做3D很快喔~!

答: 是因为我做3D的时侯, 他们看不到罢了.

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问: 人人都说你每个月有一万令吉收入喔, 再加埋part-time收入, 那你不是很发?

答: 哇!老实讲,有是有事过一万令吉的收入,
但就是没人知道那是做了4~5个月的工钱。

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问: 听说你在TheOneAcademy做part-time Lecturer喔,
那一定是为了泡女而去吧~! 你单身嘛.

答: 哇, 你~!.....= =
身为 fulltime Freelancer的我收入很不稳定. 有时可能几个月都无工开.
如果不part-time来拿稳定收入, 那就要吃屎啦! 喂大佬啊,揾两餐J.



完.

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

新部落 -不买都看下啦


咸蛋超人


有一日,“咸蛋超人”友人突然问起我:

咸蛋超人 :喂,你的hoyi-man部落只有art ,无“日记心情” 的?

我问:“日记心情” ? 好玩mer?

咸蛋超人 :分享嘛。

我问:那你的部落为什么无art的?

咸蛋超人 :dang...无art分享嘛。
( 我这位友人讲“顶”的时候 ,个发音会读成 "dang"...笑)

我问 :那我写什么心情好啊?

咸蛋超人 :dang...心情在想什么就写什么咯...

我答:我的心情想现在看咸带啊~!写得吗?XD

咸蛋超人:...

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